Miltnr

surisburnbook:

Do the Kardashians even know how to read? I just assumed they had people to count their money and read aloud to them.

<3 <3 <3

caro:

squaremeal:

(via Vegetables / How to Cook Perfect Brussels Sprouts)

This is relevant to my interests.

Them be some nice lookin’ harlots you got there. (cc: Jolie, Matt, Nicholas)

Instant fat Adelie penguin gif reblog

(via kittencamp)

Star Wars! Dogs! The Chewbacca dog! The Ewok dog! THE AT-AT GREYHOUND!

::dies::

Bought my first house decoration for my new flat: an owl chalkboard. I just can’t help myself sometimes.

I don’t know if this is the best thing I’ve ever seen or worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Jeez, Dropbox, way to pull the guilt card. What did you do, hire a bunch of passive-aggressive mothers to run your CSR programs? I WILL NOT FALL FOR IT. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. I’VE BEEN BUSY.

I got this email from Cheezburger Networks. Not only do they tell me that no one cares about my birthday, but they also got the date wrong. SO FOREVER ALONE

My Tumblr has basically become a collection of random and hilarious things from my office.

Happy December, everyone!