fusioned: Thank you MILTNER for the cab ride to 59th street. YOU ROCK. You are very welcome. Torturing the cab driver with off key renditions of Come Sail Away is always satisfying, but some things are just more fun with friends.
A crazy homeless dude just called me a cracker. After 10 years in NYC, it’s good to know I can still be surprised.
skidder: Just hearing the first Christmas song of the season. Not ready. Curses, corner bodega! THE CHRISTMAS SEASON STARTS THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING. And, really, music shouldn’t come into the equation until Dec 1, if you’re going to be a purist about it. That is all.
So I know that there are going to be a million Sarah Palins out there, but I am sort of sad that Alec Baldwin didn’t unleash “Bible Spice” until recently, because that would have been an awesome costume. - Walk around singing “3 Become 1” - Microphone-shaped Bible - “Mary Magdalene Is My Homegirl” button - Mini dress with huge cross on it
Rock Band wins Battle Of The Beatles Rights.... →
disapprovingmonkey: It amuses me that my brother’s girlfriend absolutely cannot communicate without swearing and that, after learning my workplace often quarantines emails with any questionable language, she didn’t lay off the bad language— just disguises the words with numbers or apostrophes. That’s dedication, folks. Dude, if someone is a b!tch or an a$$h0le, or a total f*ckf@ce, you...
Senator Biden is now my homeboy.– 5th Grader Interviews Senator Joe Biden
For all y'all who wear fanny packs
Just kidding, this is not for people who wear fanny packs. That’s just the title of the Ben Folds song I’m listening to right now. This message is for EVERYONE. I have some very important news about an institution that we all hold dear. Chipotle is having a special deal tonight to benefit Stone Barns Center, some farm type thing. Between 5 and 9 today, $5 will get you a burrito,...
fusioned: miltnr: well, now that i have followers, i suppose i should use this thing, eh? turn the twitter off :( Done and done. I was experimenting, and I didn’t like it. So everyone wins. Yay.
My new heartrate monitor is the only thing that has me at the gym right now. Snow in October, my foot.
succeeded in piping her gchat status to her twitter. her twitter followers are in for a whole new world of strange.
is trying again to see if her gmail will show up in her twitter.
well, now that i have followers, i suppose i should use this thing, eh?
FUCK forgot to show up to bridesmaids dress fitting. Am officially worst bridesmaid ever. Blergh.
Son Of An Office Man
“Son of a Preacher Man” is playing over AirTunes in my office right now, and I just came to the realization that I will always associate this song with Melora Hardin/Jan singing during her baby shower. Jim: Jan’s shower is going on right now, she’s singing Son of a Preacher Man. Everyone’s just STARING at her. Like, the song is about losing your virginity next to a...
Question of the day....
feistyred: Is it an asshole move to tell someone (and there’s really nothing wrong with them) you don’t want to date them because you are just too lazy to put all the effort, time, and thought into it? Seriously, am I like the only person who actually enjoys my single time more than my couple time? I think this is the whole “You’re great, but I want to be single right now”...
It’s difficult to not be all Lenny from Mice and Men when I like someone...– Why they call them crushes. Literally.
what not to do at work
Me: Did someone try and steal our conference room?
Me: But you kicked them out?
Me (loudly): Ha ha, FUCKERS!
Client (on the phone): And with that, shall we start our status?
Coworker: The red light means the phone is on.
Me: Thanks for that.
foureleven: miltnr: Forget the haunted house, take the kids to watch LIVE EYE SURGERY! That won’t scar them for life, or anything. But hey, treat bags! Does that say “live band” on the bottom left corner? This is too ridiculous for words. Yes. Yes it does. I wonder what insane person actually agreed to have their eyes operated on with people watching in costumes with a live band.
feistyred: soupsoup: meaghano: At what age are you supposed to stop calling up your mom in the middle of the day whenever something goes wrong, and when does it become improper to burst into tears as soon as she picks up the phone? Please don’t say 24. 6 fuck that, I call my mom whenever I want- I am mad, something funny happens, etc. She doesn’t always answer but we talk at least once...
drunkbrunch: jennabee: It’s about time for a Tumblr meetup in NYC that involves drinking and dancing. Like, serious dancing. I’m just saying. For serious. I haven’t had a good night of sweaty, grinding dancing in quite a while. I’m free for most of November. Let’s do this. I’m in! I love dancing. The problem is: where to dance?? Crobar and horrible mega clubs are the worst ever. Naked...
I am amazed
That one of my clients does not perpetually walk straight into walls. So. Dumb.
Tomorrow evening, I am going to carve my two pumpkins. I have a big orange one, and a little green one. I am looking for designs that go together. So far I have thought of: - Obama (orange) and McCain (green) - Ernie (orange) and Oscar The Grouch (green) Overall, not very enthused about either of these ideas. Obama and McCain would be funny, but too labor intensive. Help?
Eight firefighters have been called in to help find an escaped hamster in East...– BBC News