I'm too nice for my own good
caro: I decided to be a little too over-the-top and obvious because it seems just a little too Regina George of me to actually get someone to show up at a non-costume party in a costume. I’m not that mean. Yet. If we’re going to be really technical here, getting someone to show up in a costume to a non-costume party wouldn’t make you Regina George, but Vivan Kensington. This...
Gibney Liberty, or Gibney Lunch →
Everyone, say hello to Will Gibney. Will is my college roommate’s younger brother (he’s 17! Awesome!), and he has a blog about dumplings in NYC, complete with a rating system (5 out of 5 chopsticks!) and the tagline, “Ask not what the dumpling can do for you, but what you can do for the dumpling.” I highly suggest you all follow him immediately. At the very least, please...
When I originally saw the words “Wedding Day Lipdub”, I groaned in anticipation of some horrible “Going to the Chapel” monstrosity. Boy, was I wrong. These people (and their friends and family) are totally awesome and hilarious. I love the English. (via jeninla:christinahaberkern)
DONATE TO MY CROSS COUNTRY MOTORCYCLE TRIP GAS... →
I assume you’re driving cross country to help others in need, which is why you are asking people to subsidize your trip? Because otherwise, asking others to fund your vacation in this economic climate (after you’ve recently boasted about your new house and your new office space) takes some serious balls. (via nickmcglynn)
Betty Versus Veronica and Feminism: Why Archie... →
andrearosen: The New York Post is reporting that Archie Andrews, beloved comic book ginger, will lop off a corner of his perpetual love triangle when he finally chooses between Betty and Veronica. What are the implications if Arch goes through with it, besides making me wonder if my entire childhood WAS A LIE? Personally, I think that both Veronica and Betty can do better than some obnoxious...
I Loopt You
fimoculous: For real cred, namecheck FourSquare next time. I don’t believe the CEO’s assertion that it wasn’t product placement— but then again maybe Loopt is in with the under-21 crowd. Whether it’s product placement or not, it was still a dumb thing to include, plot wise— given that Serena was trying to have a secret meeting with GG, you think she’d...
These are a few of my favorite things
You’re sitting on the subway, or maybe you’re walking down the street. You’re listening to a song that you’ve listened to a thousand times, and haven’t really thought much about. You’re singing along in your head, when all of a sudden you realize that the lyrics are telling the story of whatever situation you’re going through at the moment. A breakup,...
Dead pets are only funny
…when you refer to their passing as “crossing the Rainbow Bridge”.
On the definition of classy
Vince: So (redacted) bought a new coat
Vince: It's like a stripper coat
Kate: A stripper coat??
Vince: Yeah like something a stripper would wear with no clothes
Vince: It's classy
Missing the point.
thingsv2: Screw you, Dell. Just because I have a uterus, does not mean that I need a special website for shopping for computers. FAIL FAIL FAIL. miltnr: thingsv2: I admit my defeat in understanding women! What don’t you understand? That we don’t like being treated like idiotic stereotypes who are too confused or stupid to buy a computer on a regular website? Or that not every woman wants...
Screw you, Dell. Just because I have a uterus,... →
thingsv2: I admit my defeat in understanding women! What don’t you understand? That we don’t like being treated like idiotic stereotypes who are too confused or stupid to buy a computer on a regular website? Or that not every woman wants products that have some sort of flowery/pastel/”woman-friendly” design on them?
God, the internet is so disappointing today.
First the whole Della thing, and now this. Internet, you are being really annoying today. Esquire has published some pathetic attempt at analyzing why “brilliant, funny and powerful women” are no longer interested in sex. It’s basically 7 paragraphs of ignorance (and, dare I say, misogyny) that is disguised as concern for the poor, undersexed women of our culture. Alright, Stephen Marche. I’ll...
I just love a man who knows how to use analogy signs properly. The third grade Word Masters medal winner in me will never die.
Screw you, Dell. Just because I have a uterus,... →
More than shoes.
Normally, I like to stay out of the Tumblr fray when it comes to things like this, but maybe because the weather has been crappy for a few days or maybe because I’m tired, I feel the need to expand upon my earlier post on how nauseated I am by the women who are basically a chimera of every obnoxious female stereotype on earth. You know the types—the ones who constantly post photos of insanely...
God help me if I ever become like this. →
Update from Inning 6
Someone called Vince “faggot pants”.
dorothymantooth: I just found out that the show I’m seeing Thursday night (because my girlfriend said it was “soooooo good and soooooo funny”)? Stars one Constantine “Eyefucker” Maroulis. Help me! My eyes!! Would it make you feel better or worse to know that he was actually nominated for a BEST ACTOR TONY for his role in said show? I was going to type ::soul dies a little:: but let’s...
YOU'RE CURRENTLY AN ALCOHOLIC
brianvan: “YOU’RE CURRENTLY MAYOR OF 10 PLACES” I stole mayor of Cherry Tavern, (home of the $4 Whiskey Shot & PBR and $5 Tequila and Tecate specials) from someone last night with a mere 2 checkins. I am also mayor of Toto Music Studio, a BYOB karaoke place in K-Town that has tambourines. I am all class, all the time. My parents would be so proud.