Now available at Costco: the “Eat Your Pain” variety pack.

All I Want For Chanukah (Is Hookers And Blow)

My friend Shwa wrote and recorded this song. I think the best way to describe it is if Wilco and the Old 97s had a baby, and then that baby sang inappropriate holiday songs about going on a bender and eating latkes.

Holiday party at the Roosevelt Hotel. Julia Allison can eat it, my bow totally wins.

This is why I don’t understand football fans. Or people stupid enough to make bets with friends that own really, really big guns.

Kurt’s dad from Glee is the same dude from those Time Warner ads. Supporting the gay sons and not killing the puppies FTW.

justsayjolie:

miltnr:

bulicks:

This reminds me: all I want for Christmas is for Elton John and Lady Gaga to have a beef.

Brian Ulicky, you’re my hero. I’ll come rescue you at Julian’s anytime.

It’s JULIUS, Kate. GET IT RIGHT. (When’s the next Stevie Team Meeting?)

Oh, CRAP. I knew that. This is what happens when you keep me away from The Bar With The Best Jukebox And The Most Sads Ever.

bulicks:

This reminds me: all I want for Christmas is for Elton John and Lady Gaga to have a beef.

Brian Ulicky, you’re my hero. I’ll come rescue you at Julian’s anytime.

slaughterhouse90210:

“Don’t feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that.”
— Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

For a minute, I thought that this was Noah Wylie. Doesn’t matter, both he and Josh Radnor are total foxes. (Yes, I have a type.)

For Chris and Doug.

(via asdlkjgf)

pinkindiaink:

Doing a multi-part SparkNotes field guide to HS relationships.

The entire time I was writing this, I could hear the dialogue from Mean Girls echoing in my head. (“Girls who eat their feelings, girls who don’t eat anything, sexually active band geeks…”)

Um, Kat? You’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday. YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!