Dalston is the neighborhood where I’m living right now. It’s full of hipsters and Turkish people, and apparently they’re casting a Real World-esque reality TV show that’s going to take place there. HAAA. I can’t wait, especially if this guy makes it on.

Vice: What do you feel you could bring to the show?
Sharlon: We’ve been looking at Dadaism, and how Dadaism as a movement changed the world through Constructivism.

Vice: What does Dadaism have to do with reality TV?
Sharlon: Dadaism, it’s a movement.

Vice: I know what Dadaism is. I’m just not sure what it has to do with reality TV.
Sharlon: It’s just our inspiration.