I just got the following invite:

J&J Host a Party 
Thu, February 26, 9:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker Street, NYC
Charlie Eisenhood, famed TBNYU liveblogger, has graciously agreed to DJ the party. $3 Rolling Rock 9-11pm $6 Rolling Rock/Jack shot all night The music will be: “80s, 90s, electro, new wave, glam, old school hip hop, soul, etc.”

“Yeah man, now that I’m suspended, I might as well DJ to earn money for cocaine school supplies for the university in Gaza and for all of those scholarship kids.”

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